Buys Bitcoin once

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  2. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cryptocurrency. The economics is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hashing algorithms most of the investment oprotunities will go over a typical investors head. There’s also the philosophical outlook, which is deftly woven into the technology – a philosophy that draws heavily from the Austrian school of economics literature, for instance. The cryptocurrency community understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this tech, to realise that it's not just a good investment – it say something deep about LIFE.

    As a consequence people who dislike cryptocurrency truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that blockchain technology is revolutionary and has an infinite amount of practical application. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Satoshi Nakamoto's genius wit unfolds itself on the price charts. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    And yes, by the way, I DO have a bitcoin symbol tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kido 😎

  3. I always knew what bitcoin was because my friend knew all about it, back when it was cheap. Now that it’s pretty much mainstream, I can’t imagine how cringe-inducing it’s like for him.

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